It is fatal to look hungry. It makes people want to kick you.

I almost died.

2009-11-08T08:44:12Z

Folks going for holiday next Thursdy till Sunday.
Its either I am so not cool for them thats why they get out of the country and not hang out with me or my parents just have too much time and money to blow.
They were like in Japan 3 weeks ago, and now, their going to Macau and Shenzhen.
To make myself feel so much better, those places arent really on my list. (Yes, I have a list, for every single thing)
I can scream P-A-R-T-Y next week.
Actually, P-A-R-T-Y next two weeks. Eggies birthday, then mine!
Oh oh, speaking of Eggie.
That bastard moved to a place which is closer to school now, so he decided to buy a bike.
Bike meaning something like a motorcycle just smaller in size, it runs by fuel, not those battery types.
So on Thursday, I had no lessons after break so Eggie and I, we went for lunch.
He presented me his "ride", at first, I was skeptical, cos you know, in China it isnt the smartest choice to ride a bike.
In anycase, I still sat on it.
IT WAS OMFGZXZXXZXZX FUN. NO, MORE THAN FUN, IT WAS BLOOD RUSHING, MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE -MAD FUN.
He went like 100km/h plus plus, omfg.
The cars were speeding, bikes speeding, road was bumpy, people just blindly crossing the road, and we were still speeding.
I placed all my trust into Eggie's hand that day, and thank god. I didn't die.
Thats my friends for you.
One word to sum up my experience on a bike in China- BOOMZX!

Wao, I am actually quite fair.

2009-11-03T16:31:38Z

Doc introduced a new playwright- David Mamet.
His play "Sexual Peversity in Chicago" is so provocative, need to watch it!
But I bet it would be banned in Singapore. Kinda defeats the purpose of theatre eh?
Alright, back to reality. Balan gave me shit today, like s-h-i-t. I swear she's got a problem with me.
But this makes me want to work even harder and get a 7 for the finals. Will definately shove the results in her face and go "IN YOUR FACE BITCH. AND STOP STEPPING FRENCH" Gah, talking about her just makes me pissed.
Its 12.23am, I should go sleep now. Before I do so, here's a picture.

God, I look so white and its not like I slap on whitening cream or slap on foundation. People, if you want to be fair, just wear long sleeve, jeans, covered shoes and live somewhere which has winter. Whitening cream can go kiss my ass.

matildahouse @ 2009-11-02T16:34:00

2009-11-02T08:35:31Z

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY MELISSA TSANG AND REBECCA HOW.

matildahouse @ 2009-10-30T23:40:00

2009-10-30T16:19:49Z

Hello there,

this is my sister, older sister.

and this is my every so annoying Dad, who is getting more annying by the minute, but whom everyone still loves

and of cos, Mother, whose skin is so soft, it feels like it is going to melt away any minute.
Our whole family went on a vaction to Korea in Oct, and these are some of the pictures taken.

This one shows how my Dad hasnt actually grown up yet.

and this one, some woman thought my Dad was from China, check out her hand. (Why so bastard.)

Opps, not inverted, my bad, but yes, we visited the Seoul tower. Something I missed when in Korea with Helen.

There's so much more, Will put it up another time like split it up into volumes?!
This shall be volume one.
Well, to end this off, I give you, the Boys Over Flowers beverage machine! Remember the part where the lead books the whole place of that cable car thingy and the male and female lead brought some beverage, was it coffee or something else, someone remind me? I touched it by the way, how cool is that, I touched something which was once touched by Lee Min Ho and like a billion other people. Alright, too much info, here's the beverage machine. Enjoy.

Lee Min Ho touched that along side with billionz of other people. Shingz lur!

Now thats what I would call a good poet.

2009-10-29T07:29:51Z

"What though the radiance which was once so bright
Be now for ever taken from my sight,
Though nothing can bring back the hour
Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;
We will grieve not, rather find
Strength in what remains behind;
In the primal sympathy
Which having been must ever be;
In the soothing thoughts that spring
Out of human suffering;
In the faith that looks through death, In years that bring the philosophic mind."
-William Wordsworth

I use to think poets were a whole lot of nonsense people who had nothing better to do, but after reading this guy, he made me change my mind.

I want something real, not right.

2009-10-20T14:13:13Z

I spilled cup noodles on my keyboard. Thank god its those Japanese ones, not the Chinese ones cos the smell on my key board would be so much worse. Dettol, flood my keyboard! I fear my keyboard would be spoiled due to all the liquids splash on them.
Let's all go drink tea now.

matildahouse @ 2009-10-18T11:50:00

2009-10-18T03:55:32Z

The past week was epic crazy with the boys. So not use to not having them around.
Jome, cheap sluts!
Haha,

matildahouse @ 2009-10-05T18:08:00

2009-10-05T10:12:11Z

My holiday in Seoul just ended.
But its a start of another holiday destination!
I wonder where.

God I love Korea.

matildahouse @ 2009-09-16T20:41:00

2009-09-16T12:58:29Z

Snipped a massive amount of hair off yesterday.
Its short now, so much easier to maintain.
SAVE SHAMPOO= SAVE RESOURCES.
Anyways, weather is getting cold means the air is getting dry.
My face is going to crack any moment.
Did I mention how much I hate the cold.

matildahouse @ 2009-09-13T14:42:00

2009-09-13T06:52:02Z

Apply for Uni after the Oct holidays.
1. UBC ,Vancouver, Theatre Production & Design.
2. NTU, Singapore, Wee Kim Wee School of Communication and Information.
3, ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I think I should apply more courses in both Unis, or like more unis. NUS, SMU?
Omfg, really wish I could apply after the results come out, but if I do so, ill be taking a gap year like that.
Waste one year, nonsense only.
Cross fingers can get into first choice and Dad's willing to pay.
8 MORE MONTHS TO GO AND I CAN PARTY MY WHOLE LIFE AWAY. That includes the Uni and working life.

matildahouse @ 2009-09-13T00:23:00

2009-09-12T16:25:04Z

Am I living it right?

matildahouse @ 2009-09-09T22:03:00

2009-09-09T14:08:10Z

Hi, I am back.
Going to Korea in two and a half weeks time although I was just there 2 months ago with the Bitch, having the time of my life.

I GOT ALOT OF THINGS TO SAY LUR TO SOMEONE.
HOW TO START. HUR, HOW TO START. I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO BE ANGRY.

Joshua Khoo if you're reading this. Hello and Ill send you the video tmr. Sorry for the delay.

matildahouse @ 2009-08-05T14:56:00

2009-08-05T07:06:37Z

I sound so emo nowadays ah.
FIESTYYYYY, haha, okay whatever.
And, no, I am not emo.
Stupid ucler on my tounge hurts like fuck.
And my kitchen sink is stuck with god knows what rubbish and the water cant flow, again, whatever.
On a random note, I think washing ones hair is an utter waste of time, if given a chance, I would much rather everyone be bald.
But, I will still wash my hair.

I WANT TO GO BACK TO KOREA.

OKAY, BYE.

matildahouse @ 2009-08-04T15:10:00

2009-08-04T07:11:14Z

I think everyone should just go fuck themselves.

matildahouse @ 2009-07-18T12:52:00

2009-07-18T04:53:21Z

YOU= STUPID.

matildahouse @ 2009-07-10T01:46:00

2009-07-09T17:48:29Z

HEARTBROKEN CAN.
LORDY, ITS TIME FOR ME TO MOVE ON.
BYE LONG LONG LONG TIME LOVE.

matildahouse @ 2009-07-05T20:06:00

2009-07-05T12:08:13Z

Korea was just, ______________________________ (no words to describe how much fun I had)
Thank god for Korean friends.
Hooked onto a Korean song now, Superjuniors- Sorry sorry.
HAHAH, GO LISTEN, SO FUN TO DANCE TOO.
I danced to that song in Korea.

matildahouse @ 2009-06-26T20:39:00

2009-06-26T12:41:51Z

BYE SHANGHAI.
HELLO SEOUL OF ASIA.
With my dear crazy bitch.

matildahouse @ 2009-06-23T08:52:00

2009-06-23T00:54:14Z

BECAUSE LAST NIGHT I GOT FEVER.
PRAY FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY FOR ME.
SPEEDY IS WHAT I NEED.
3 DAYS MORE TO KOREA- I BETTER GET WELL.

matildahouse @ 2009-06-19T01:30:00

2009-06-18T17:44:20Z

HohoHoe.
Just realised all my profile pics on livejournal has my eyes all covered. Cool siol.
Shant reveal my eyes anytime soon then. ~~Forget how I look like, stupid much.~~
Any o hows, I can't find my reviews for the Athol Fugard plays, so fucked so fucked. Shall dig for it soon cos the theatre paper is due like tmr.
Ill ask for an extension since I am losing track of what I am writing.
On the lighter note, Korea trip next Saturday siol, fast like anything. Egg-cited much, really really egg-ed.
Yes, a big shoutout to my mates in the Group 4 project, 2 days of chionging the presentation and the experiments( THE AMOUNT OF CHEWING/BUBBLE GUMS WE ATE, FREAKY.) we managed to finish and, omg, I think we rock the house down.
Air hug to the crazy bitch, Aya, Seokwon, Itch and Mitch! I ~~hate~~ love you people for breaking test-tubes, singing christmas carols, chewing gum and blowing bubbles, spitting everywhere, throwing my DSLR, and singing the "My Dick" song to get high and all the other nonsense.
Go fug yourself people, HAHA, Kidding. Wo Ai Ni Men!
Alright, I am vulgar, I should shut up and go do my theatre paper.
Bye.

matildahouse @ 2009-06-14T13:05:00

2009-06-14T05:21:37Z

Mad fun weekend I had.
AND I CAN GO KOREA WITH THE CRAZY BITCH DURING SUMMER.
Check tickets, hotels, where to eat, shop, go crazy! Fuck H1N1.
Oh yes, Mother went back to Singapore this morning, guessing she has touched down.
Daddy's going to go to Zhang Jia Gang tomorrow and yep, Ill be all alone in this god forbidden place again. Geez.
Alright, shall do some research for Extended Essay and THE KOREA TRIP.
Am eggcited, very egg-ed.

matildahouse @ 2009-06-07T08:47:00

2009-06-07T00:50:06Z

The crazy bitch called me at 6am today.
Rock on Helen.
Bye, have to go study.

matildahouse @ 2009-06-03T20:15:00

2009-06-03T12:37:35Z

Yes, back from Suzhou.
Back from the land of mosquitos and a population of 6 million.
To sum it up, the Suzhou Industrial Park looked like a mini Singapore, the industrial part of it- Jurong that area. ( of cos Sg better lur)
and SSIS is exploded with kids from all over the world.
Alright, more of my mundane life.
Been studying, hope it pays off. If not, FML.
Summer's going to so fucking packed, Extended Essay, courseworks, TOK presentation, and yes, TOEFL.
Taking TOEFL when I am back in Singapore. July 25. Must study for it :/
Was thinking about SATS but, fuck that. IB's making my life miserable enough think SATS might just make me kill myself.

This afternoon while eating lunch, I was just thinking,
ROTI PRATA WITH SUGAR, WHERE ARE YOU.
At this point of time, Smartie came up to me and told me he's going back to Sg this Fri for SATS and ask me if I wanted anything.
I gave him a list of whatever frozen food he can bring back. Rock on Smartie, kick ass for SATS.

Somehow, I feel like I am becoming an emo kid.
Pass the penknife here!
Kthxbye.

matildahouse @ 2009-05-28T09:45:00

2009-05-28T01:48:52Z

Heading for Suzhou in a few hours time.
WHY CANT THE DANM WORKSHOP BE HELD AFTER EXAMS.
NEH NEH POK.
Its hosted by Singapore Suzhou International School.
~~Just hope I can meet some hawt Singaporean/Korean guy there~~
I shall go call the crazy bitch now, she's got some stuff of mine.
Oh yes, Happy Dumpling Day.

matildahouse @ 2009-05-24T20:46:00

2009-05-24T12:53:16Z

Well, here goes,
Happy Birthday Ben, you know I love you very much and I guess thats all that matters.

The best secret keeper I will ever have. Have a smashing 18 and Ill party hard with you when I get back, meanwhile, enjoy your 18.
Get your driving license soon.